KLOTT'd du CREME- the Cardinal Song

A Cardinal called Klott'd du Creme
He was an Evil Sun
Heretics - he made them scream
No matter what they done!!

He'd chastise them - this inquisitor
And lash them with his tongue!!
He advocated the "Blunted Spoon"
No matter what they done!!

With one foot on a Rat Ogre
He loomed large, Red ... and Fat!!,
He had no friends - he's met his end
He was a useless Twat!!

Oh Mother!! Tell your Children!!!
The tale of Klott'd du Creme!!
BLOOD for the BLOOD GOD!!
          SKULLS for his THRONE
And BEER to make them SCREAM!!

(Tune - House of the Rising Sun
Words and arrangement Vollsanger
(c) iws 2006

"If I should die on the battle field today - Mulch the General of the Evil Sunz will pay you two gold for a song commemorating my life.."
The commission was fulfilled - but Mulch Died leaving the Skald short of his commission
Isn't that just typical of them orcs?? Vollsanger - miffed and out of pocket